didja hear that? that's the theme song of sodom and gomorrah
HELLO EVERYONE. MY NAME IS JESSICA HARALSON, AND I HAVE A DEEP, DARK, HORRIFYING SECRET:
I ATTEND NAKED PARTIES.
Actually, I attended a grand total of one of these dens of debauchery. (Not plural, CBS. And for the record, I didn’t get naked, just showed off my purchases from the Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual Sale). And I’m not only an attendee, I’m a sex blogger/sex editor/self-styled cultural critic of sorts on college rumpy-pumpy. And that sound bite of me talking about a sex room? I wasn’t at that party—I was recounting an urban legend I’d heard about some other Penn soiree. Not that there’s anything wrong with orgies—it’s just Caligula style swinging romps ain’t my bag.
But hey, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. And if there’s anything I learned from the experience (besides the fact that Insider reporter Lara Spencer’s wardrobe is to die for) it’s that there ain’t nothin better than practicing the art of the sound bite.
JESSICA HARALSON: ATTENDS NAKED PARTIES.
I think that should be on my epitaph.
SheenV, Jan 18, 10:51:
Too funny! I’m suprised that it wasn’t all over The Inquirer. It probably will make it in Philidelphia magazine as they love that stuff.