yo, sex in the news: hollywood edition
Those crackpot Hollywood liberals have thrown us plenty of sexy morsels to mock this week. And I thought we'd hit the jackpot with the Dustin Diamond sex tape! Tits feature aplenty -- and we wouldn't want to ruin the stereotype that Philadelphians are bonkers for breastesses, would we, Philadelphia Will Do?- Jennifer Aniston sets the record straight: her newly bodacious ta-tas come from brie, not breast enhancement. At least she's not pulling out the old "exhaustion" excuse.
- Country sweetheart Sara Evans spills the beans on her sordid divorce from hubby:
According to the petition filed in Williamson County, Tennessee, Schelske was keeping a stash of porn on his computer, including at least 100 pictures depicting him fully nude and several showing him engaged in sex with other women."On his computers husband maintains 'Craigs Lists'," documents state. "Many of them involve requests for three party and anal sex. Husband's 'Craigs Lists' are composed of personal ads on his personal sex engine involving him and prospective sex partners.
... Classy!
- Christina Aguilera keeps things hot with her fug-face producer husband by instituting "Naked Sundays". Question is, does he ever to wear her Xtina chaps?
- LJ user, libertarian lawyer, and kinky polyamorous pervert Alan, Esq reports that the IMDB is deliberately hiding skin flicks from their search feature. What's, next, IMDB, profiles in double-plus-good Newspeak?
- There's nothing new under the sun: Monica Belluci is hot. You already knew that, but dayaammmn.
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